Funny ha ha

This is a little known (boring) fact about me but I have a half hearted collection of funny translations from commercial packaging. They tickle my funny bone, what can I say? For example, take this one that I bought the other day. It is one of those glove exfoliating mitt things for the shower. I just love what is written on the back. Replace traditional towel?? Um, ok. Easy to grasp? My most intimate friend everyday? What the?? Too much information my friends.... LOL.

(disclaimer - I am not ridiculing my chinese brothers & sisters - believe me, whilst I am trying to learn spanish myself I fully understand the hilarity that ensues....anyone for a hamburger with a bone?)